Christmas movie marathons are basic cable's gift to the world - but sometimes we wish they'd saved the receipt. Here are six agonizing Yuletide romps that should have put their creators on Hollywood's eternal naughty list.
Jack Frost: flaky rock-star dad Michael Keaton dies, comes back as a grotesque snowman, teaches and learns various lessons about life and love, melts. Why?
Open up and say "ho ho ho!", because there's a sleighful of holiday cheer charging right down your throat! On the first day of Jingle Binge, our pop-up shop gives to you a deluge in a deal tree.
It's got gifts. It's got presents. It's got stocking stuffers, White Elephants, artery stuffers, Secret Santa surprises, gelt substitutes, offerings to Mother Gaia: if it's something you give someone around this time of year, Jingle Binge is positively engorged with it.
But as with all of our pop-up shops, it only lasts a week. Jingle Binge wraps up Sunday, December 9, so surrender to it now. The only thing worse than regretting your excessive indulgence is never having any indulgences to regret.
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Enduring Holidays is all about enjoying, tolerating, or at least barely putting up with the company of your nearest and dearest. But we have to admit: there's something about the season that frosts tales of discomfort and disaster with an extra layer of hilarity. Share your tales of holiday horror here - you might even learn a thing or two about some Woot staffers...
