Things weren't really so great when you were a kid, Gramps. There were only a few channels on TV. Mumps were still a thing people got. But the toys? Your nostalgic memories are right. The toys were way better. Just make sure the kids get some time with them, too.
No blare! No glare! No movie tie-ins! Just sturdy, simple playthings. Because a kid's imagination should be directed by the kid, not Globalwide ConGlom TransMarketingCorp.
