For the Guy with Everything

I'm only saying this because the older I get, the harder it gets to lose those extra holiday pounds. But if I had a man who, oh I dunno, LOVES ME NO MATTER WHAT TILL DEATH DO US PART, then I wouldn't have to worry about it anymore. But you're right. This is supposed to be about you, not me. (Like that's any different than every other day.)

Ends on December 10 at 12AM CT

About Getting Engaged on Major Holidays

Here's the deal. Just don't do it. Why? Because Christmas isn't about love and commitment. It's about cool stuff like remote controlled mini helicopters and motorcycles, but not socks and never ties. Also, doesn't she deserve a special day that's not eternally linked to some other already special day? I'm looking at you, guy who's planning to propose on Valentine's Day.