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We Wish You An Ugly Christmas

Standard
Tee
Kelly Green
Limit 15 per customer

Merry Xmas, Ya Knitwit

Here, Otis—open the one from your Aunt Norma next. It’s so sweet of her to think of you every year.

Oh, that’s lovely! You know, she made that herself. Look at the reindeer! Goodness, it must have taken her forever. No, Otis, don’t take it off. Leave it on for the family picture. Don’t “c’mon Mom” me; leave it on. You’re wearing it in the picture. YOU’RE WEARING IT IN THE PICTURE. No, I don’t care if it’s scratchy, you leave that sweater on for the family picture.

Your friends will not tease you; it’s a beautiful sweater. OTIS, YOUR AUNT NORMA MAY NOT LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS, AND SHE WORKED A LONG TIME ON THAT SWEATER, AND YOU’RE GOING TO WEAR IT IF IT GIVES YOU HIVES, BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS, AND THAT’S FINAL.

This shirt was designed by: one of the Woot elves, who labor all year long in our workshop to create wonderful things for you—never once complaining, never once calling in sick, and never once letting themselves be distracted by curiosity about what people are actually wearing these days.

Wear this shirt: if you're spending the holidays somewhere too warm to wear a sweater - like Florida, Arizona, or your Grandma's overcrowded, overheated family room. Where's the thermostat?

Don’t wear this shirt: after 1988, if you can help it.

This shirt tells the world: “My mother dresses me funny.”

We call this color: Go On And Encase Your Little Round Belly In Cotton That’s Colored A Light Green Of Kelly

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Features

All past Ugly Holiday Sweaters will ship on 12/9. Smart Post shipping should arrive in time for Xmas.
 
Design Placement: Centered
 
Design Size:
3X - S: 15.5” x 18.99”
WXL - WS: 11.62” x 14.24”
K12 - K4: 9” x 11.02”
 
Pantone Color(s): – White – 186 C – 3435 C
 
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Kelly Green Woot Tee

Specs

Kelly Green Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 53.000s

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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