Above The Law
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! The Council Of Dragons is now called to order! Today we stand before young Vandlebarg, accused of a crime most foul: fraternization with humanity!
Booo! For shame!
Silence! Silence in the court! Bailiff Thurgundrang, bring forth the evidence. Bring forth that accursed Razor Ultra Pro Scooter.
Young Vandlebarg, do you recognize this Razor Scooter? And is this the one that you were riding when you zipped past Lady Wiglagpaz and knocked her golden hat into a puddle of mud?
Now, Mr. Fivvigsnag, don't play the "hatchlings will be hatchlings" card on me, sir! You may be Vandlebarg's lawyer, but none of your tricks will work here! I'm already well aware this Razor is designed for durability and performance! See that rigid tube, sir! See that double welding! See that aircraft grade aluminum deck and rubberized grips! Sit down, sir! Sit down!
Bailiff Thurgundrang, bring in my judging chaps. Yes, the patent-leather ones. I'm feeling extra judgy today.
Ah, there we are. Now then, young Vandlebarg, it is the decision of this court that the Razor Ultra Pro Scooter is to be confiscated immediately, and given to me, a dragon of more maturity and coolness. Bailiff, bring me my new kick scooter, I'm anxious to take it for a ride. No, Fivvigsnag, you've said QUITE enough! One more word and you'll be in contempt!
Here I go! WHEEEEEEEEEEE! WHEEEEEEEEE! WHEEEEEE- oh, Lady Wiglagpaz, I am ever so sorry, I didn't see you there. Please, let me pick up and return your hat.
Features
The Razor Ultra Pro model features a 26-inch high fork and 18-inch wide handle bars. Razor Ultra Pro Scooter is designed and tested by Team Razor for ultimate durability and performance. Improvements include rigid down tube for maximum durability and the Ultra deck is double welded to the down tube for superior strength.
- Double TIG Welded Deck and Down Tube
- Double Stacked Collar Clamp
- HD Aircraft Grade Aluminum Deck with Full Deck Grip Tape
- Freestyle Rubberized Grips
- 4130 Cro-Mo Steel Handlebars and Steering Tube
- 98mm Urethane 14 Spoke Wheels
- Equipped with ABEC 7 Bearings
- Rear Fender Brake
- Weight Capacity: 220 pounds
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 180 Day Razor
Specs
In the box:
(1) Razor 13018099 Ultra Pro Dragon Scooter
Specs
In the box:
(1) Razor 13018099 Ultra Pro Dragon Scooter
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 45.119s
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