Agent Rand in: You Only Shave Once

Agent Rand tackles his most dangerous assignment yet: the office Christmas party.

Agent Derek Rand showed up for the The Branch Christmas party the same way he showed up for everything: late, drunk, and dashing. At least, that had been the intention. He still managed two out of three.

But he’d spent Christmas Eve with famed Ukranian secret agent Vixen Onya, under the mistletoe (and in the back of his Aston Martin, and in the grotto, and in an elevator being propelled into a secret basement by an explosion), and when he awoke, cuffed to her bed with a grenade, pin pulled, stuck between his chest and his chin. How she’d managed to set that all up without waking him he couldn’t say, but it might have had something to do with how many martinis he’d downed the night before.

He escaped the deathtrap easily enough, being who he was (the world’s second greatest secret agent). And he was able to find his suit on the floor and some vodka in her freezer. But she didn’t own a razor. So here he was, a secret agent strolling into the Christmas party with stubble like some kind of- he shuddered at the thought of it – like some kind of Daniel Craig.

Before he could get any further with his Craigian self-loathing, he heard a voice.

“Evening, Agent Rand.”

Rand turned to see his quartermaster, Cue. Scrawnier than Rand remembered. Younger, too. And much more of a hipster. Rand shrugged off the mystery and just chalked it up to his rampant alcoholism.

“Cue, nice to see you. Here hoping to ask Santa for some charm?”

“Very funny, Rand. Actually, I’m here to outfit you for your next mission.”

Rand didn’t like the sound of that. His eyes picked over the party, trying to see which of the most attractive CIA, MI6, U.N.C.L.E., S.H.I.E.L.D., and I.S.I.S. agents had shown up. He’d spent he Christmas vacation early to devote the appropriate amount of time to come up with Holiday-themed pickup lines. He had about forty built around “stocking stuffers” alone.

“Can’t it wait, Cue?”

“Afraid not, Rand. Follow me, please.” Cue led him quickly to the tech lab.

“What have you got for me, Cue? Exploding pen? Gas pellets that look like raisins?”

“Something else,” Cue said, pulling over a case. He flipped it open, revealing a razor. “This is the Braun 3-390. It’s got a floating head with three fully adaptive cutting elements, so it naturally shapes itself to you over-chiseled face.”

“And, let me guess, the blades shoot out as a projectile weapon?”

“No, but it is powered by a rechargeable NiMH battery.”

“Ah, I get it now; the battery broadcasts a radio jamming signal, right?”

“No, but it does power the Clean & Renew system…”

“For fake identities? How can a razor possibly-“

“No, Rand, it cleans and dries the blades automatically.”

“Well what else does it do?” Rand was getting frustrated. “Skip to the explodey bits.”

“There are no explodey bits, Rand. It’s just an excellent razor.”

“Then why the devil are you giving it to me?”

“Well, the Duchess of Nymphonia is upstairs, and on the rebound. You certainly won’t going to have any luck with that Daniel Craig look.”

Rand was puzzled. If there was no mission, then that filthy hipster Cue was… being nice to him?

“Merry Christmas, Rand,” Cue said, patting him on the back as he left.

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Features

  • Designed to automatically adapt to the unique contours of your face, the 390 electric razor features Braun's revolutionary Triple Action Free Float System
  • With three fully adaptive cutting elements, the 390's floating head shaves short and long hairs in every stroke
  • Improved Triple Action FreeFloat System effortlessly grooms 3-day beards
  • SensoFoil technology helps the shaver's head glide across your skin for added comfort and control and a more efficient close shave
  • Offers 30% less skin irritation than rotary systems with built-in skin conditioners
  • Clean&Renew System cleans, charges and dries your shaver for a hygienic shave every time
  • LED display for low charge and battery status
  • Shaver features cordless and corded operation
  • Full recharge in 1 hour
  • Up to 45 minutes of cordless shaving
  • Powered by a rechargeable NiMH battery
  • Includes travel case

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 2 Years Braun

Specs

Directions

Tips for the perfect shave: For the best results, Braun recommends you follow 3 simple steps:

  • 1. Always shave before washing your face.
  • 2. At all times, hold the shaver at right angles (90 degree) to your skin.
  • 3. Stretch your skin and shave against the direction of your beard growth.
Specifications
Complete Unit: L 4" x W 5" x H 10.25"
Razor: L 2.25" x W1.5" x H 6"
Cord Set Input: 100-240V, 50-60 Hz, 7W
Cord Set Output: 12V
UL Listed: Yes

Warnings: Your shaving system is provided with a special cord set, which has an integrated Safety Extra Low Voltage power supply. Do not exchange or tamper with any part of it, otherwise there is risk of electric shock. This appliance is not intended for use by children or persons with reduced physical or mental capabilities, unless they are given supervision by a person responsible for their safety. In general, Braun recommends that you keep the appliance out of reach of children.

In the Box:

  • (1) Braun Series 3-390cc Men's Shaving System

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