Dear Woot:
I need the Fleur de Sel chocolates back. I don't think you understand - the women at my office are addicted to them. I held them off over the summer because it was too hot to ship, but they've been asking me now that it's cooler if I'll get them again.
Woot, do you know what it's like to work with all women? I keep cabinets full of chocolate just to stay alive. I think the Fleur de Sel ones helped me get a promotion.
You can't just leave me high and dry like this.